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Dick Cheney, the US Vice-President, accidentally shot a man in the face with a shotgun while hunting for quail on a Texas ranch.
No doubt the man had ties to Al-Qaeda… and I’m sure pre-hunt intelligence showed that he had vast stores of weapons of mass destruction in his hunting jacket.
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either that, or dick was drunker than shit when he was out hunting. which explains why it took them so long to answer questions: dick needed to sober up. :D
Ha! Pure irony. So now how to we feel about gun control, you dick head.
28 gauge shotgun = small.
Bird shot = very small pellets.
90 feet away = not close.
Last week, someone reporting for NPR said that Cheney shot him with ‘A Hunting Rifle’.
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