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Overcompensating: Blog Song

Overcompensating: Actual Things That Happen to Jeffrey Rowland: Blog Song

With the new iBlogoscope Pro you can wriggle blindly through the moist, decaying flesh of free information just like the maggot you are. Three hundred and sixty degrees of things you never really needed to know about.Just kidding, Blogosphere, you know I consider you mildly digestible on occasion. But I’m calling you the Blogodrome from now on. You know it’s cooler!

The comic itself made me laugh.Â I’m hooked on Jeffrey Rowland’s stuff.

Overheard On A BBS

*** Message (#94) from E__________ at 21:30 ***
>a friend of mine did it with a lamprey larva a few years ago.

*** Message (#102) from E__________ at 21:32 ***
>well, I kinda hate all the killing I do. I’ve been wanting to move into
>modelling for the longest time, but it never works out.

I don’t want to spoil it by putting these into context.

Iran Renames Danish Pastries

CARTOON CRISIS: IRAN RENAMES DANISH PASTRIES

Tehran, 7 Feb. (AKI) – Iran has decided to rename Danish pastries “Mohammedan” pastry – a new twist in the crisis which has triggered protest by Muslims throughout the world against cartoons of Mohammed first published in Denmark.

Man, what kind of morons would rename a food item in protest of the country it was named after?Â Sheesh.

One thing we’re learning about Iran these days — they sure have a sense of humor.

Probably a desirable quality in a nuclear or almost-nuclear power.

Quote of the Day

Jeffrey Rowland’s Fantasy Journal – Guilty Pleasures

“It’s hard to have guilty pleasures when you honestly believe with all your heart that nothing you do is ever wrong.”

U.S. Troops Draw Up Own Exit Strategy | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

In a striking rebuke of the assertions of the Pentagon and the White House that a swift exit is neither practical nor possible, soldiers of varying rank have outlined a straightforward plan of immediate disengagement, dubbed “Operation Screw This.”