Onion News Network: Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results of 2008 Election Early


Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

“Joining us today to talk about the leaked results is Diebold PR spokesman Ernie Kenilworth. Mr. Kenilworth, this was quite a mistake.”

“And we at Diebold would like to formally apologize to all of our shadowy puppetmasters. This will not happen again. Please have mercy on us.”