via Fortean Times.
The thing that got to me is this sentence:
“And it’s obvious that orgies are taking place, as the area where they go is littered with used condoms.”
Cause you know, sure, they worship Lucifer, Beelzebub, Prince of Darkness, and conduct dark sacrifices, smashing headstones in a graveyard, but they don’t have sex without condoms! That would be irresponsible.