“When Vin Diesel recently underwent surgery to remove an obstructed liver, surgeons were suprised to find a smaller Vin Diesel inside him.”
Category: Funny
Overheard on MacUpdate
The preferences window has been updated. It no longer looks like it was made by a drunk windows programmer, now it looks more like a drunk mac programmer designed it.
KillerGoldFish: Inner Peace
Dr. Phil proclaimed “The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you’ve started.” So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn’t finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey’s, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
Unitarian Jihad Strikes Back
Nate points out that the Unitarian Jihad now has “arrived” as an internet cause celebre: they have their own name generator.
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Shotgun of Looking at All Sides of the Question.
Unitarian Jihad
Unitarian Jihad: “Startling new underground group spreads lack of panic!”