Google’s robot army is rumored to include some 4 million cybernetic search-and-destroy units, each capable of capturing and scanning up to 100 humans per day. Said co-founder Sergey Brin: “The scanning will be relatively painless. Hey, it’s Google. It’ll be fun to be scanned by a Googlebot. But in the event people resist, the robots are programmed to liquify the brain.”
Category: Funny
Me & MC
So… I got a chance to get a picture taken with the famous mc chris and he flipped me off. Then he beat me up and took my lunch money. Man, that little mofo is tough! I still bought his album.
Funny Onion Bit
“Bush To London Bombers: ‘Bring It On’
WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush officially responded to the latest round of London transit bombings Monday, challenging terrorists to “do their worst.” Said Bush, in a televised statement from the Oval Office: “The proud and resilient people of London can take anything the forces of evil and cowardice can throw at them. They will never live in fear of you. Bring it on.” Prime Minister Tony Blair thanked Bush for his comments, inviting him to visit London and ride the Underground in a show of solidarity.”
Everybody loves Eric Raymond
Everybody loves Eric Raymond . A continuing webcomic parody of open source self-promoter, libertarian gun nut, and overall cheeseball Eric Raymond’s blog.
Posting this one for mph, a longtime fan of Raymond.
Via RedHanded.
Who was that guy with the hair?
Via Topher.
