Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

Overheard On A BBS

Sunday, February 19th, 2006

*** Message (#94) from E__________ at 21:30 ***
>a friend of mine did it with a lamprey larva a few years ago.

*** Message (#102) from E__________ at 21:32 ***
>well, I kinda hate all the killing I do. I’ve been wanting to move into
>modelling for the longest time, but it never works out.

I don’t want to spoil it by putting these into context.

Iran Renames Danish Pastries

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

CARTOON CRISIS: IRAN RENAMES DANISH PASTRIES

Tehran, 7 Feb. (AKI) - Iran has decided to rename Danish pastries “Mohammedan” pastry - a new twist in the crisis which has triggered protest by Muslims throughout the world against cartoons of Mohammed first published in Denmark.

Man, what kind of morons would rename a food item in protest of the country it was named after?  Sheesh.

One thing we’re learning about Iran these days — they sure have a sense of humor.

Probably a desirable quality in a nuclear or almost-nuclear power.

Quote of the Day

Saturday, January 21st, 2006

Jeffrey Rowland’s Fantasy Journal - Guilty Pleasures

“It’s hard to have guilty pleasures when you honestly believe with all your heart that nothing you do is ever wrong.”

U.S. Troops Draw Up Own Exit Strategy | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source

Wednesday, December 21st, 2005

U.S. Troops Draw Up Own Exit Strategy | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source

In a striking rebuke of the assertions of the Pentagon and the White House that a swift exit is neither practical nor possible, soldiers of varying rank have outlined a straightforward plan of immediate disengagement, dubbed “Operation Screw This.”

Webcomic 2

Monday, December 19th, 2005

scanned this one last night, but needed to make a small change before posting it.