Creepy “Liberal Dystopia” Comic

Liberality is a dystopian fantasy by GWB fanboys, showing the nightmare world that might have been if we hadn’t (sort of) elected a “War President” in 2000. Full of character assassination of advocates of “peace” (they’re all toadies or tools of the evil and corrupt U.N. which wants to take over the world in the guise of bringing peace to it). It’s a depressing look inside the brains of, well, Bush’s ardent fanboys.

Larry Ellmore, D&D illustrator, did one of the covers. Huh.

Via Uncle Bear.

(Did I mention that Sean Hannity is a superhero?)

Aw crap.

Sandra Day O’Connor resigning. Bush to appoint some random psychopath, who will get filibustered by the Senate, at which point they’ll go “nuclear” and kill the filibuster.

Making the Republican conquest of all three branches of government complete.

At that point they hunt the remaining Jedi to extinction and make it legal to shoot Democrats for sport. (I think it already is legal in some Southern states.)

Time to stop listening to the news for a year or so, so I don’t beat my head bloody against a wall. Maybe I’ll go find a “W 04” sticker for my car as a form of camouflage…

Or maybe Canada’s nice this time of year…

U.S. Soldier Beaten at Guantanamo

Pummeled MP sues Pentagon / Soldier was impersonating unruly Guantanamo detainee in training

A U.S. military policeman who was beaten by fellow MPs during a botched training drill at the Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, prison for detainees has sued the Pentagon for $15 million, alleging that the incident violated his constitutional rights.

Spec. Sean Baker, 38, was assaulted in January 2003 after he volunteered to wear an orange jumpsuit and portray an uncooperative detainee. Baker said the MPs, who were told that he was an unruly detainee who had assaulted an American sergeant, inflicted a beating that resulted in a traumatic brain injury.

Note to self: if they ever get desperate enough to draft people my age, do not ever believe anything a superior offer tells me under any circumstances.

9/11 conspiracy theories? That’s so 2002

The Arctic Beacon, of which I’d not heard before, publishes an article about a “former Bush team member” (meaning, apparently, a former chief economist in the Labor Department) who thinks that the Twin Towers were demolished from within.

“First, no steel-framed skyscraper, even engulfed in flames hour after hour, had ever collapsed before. Suddenly, three stunning collapses occur within a few city blocks on the same day, two allegedly hit by aircraft, the third not,” said Reynolds. “These extraordinary collapses after short-duration minor fires made it all the more important to preserve the evidence, mostly steel girders, to study what had happened.

“On fire intensity, consider this benchmark: A 1991 FEMA report on Philadelphia’s Meridian Plaza fire said that the fire was so energetic that ‘beams and girders sagged and twisted, but despite this extraordinary exposure, the columns continued to support their loads without obvious damage.’ Such an intense fire with consequent sagging and twisting steel beams bears no resemblance to what we observed at the WTC.”

The whole thing seems mindbogglingly implausible — it assumes a malice and perhaps more importantly a competence on the part of malign forces within the government that is pretty hard to credit. But if you’re interested in such things this is one of the less obviously nutty presentations thereof. Something to take your mind off Guantanamo and Extraordinary Rendition and all-out assaults on Social Security and permanently exempting the hyper-rich from taxation and extensions of the Patriot Act. Ah, for the good old days when who was responsible for people dying horribly in flaming skyscrapers was all we had to worry about. That was the life.

Linked to from several places of late, like metafilter and Fortean Times.

UPDATE: A big ol’ rambling retrospective blog entry on the whole thing, bristling with links.

Yet More Proof Of False Pretenses For The War

Ministers were told of need for Gulf war ‘excuse’ – Sunday Times – Times Online: (via Mefi)

MINISTERS were warned in July 2002 that Britain was committed to taking part in an American-led invasion of Iraq and they had no choice but to find a way of making it legal.
The warning, in a leaked Cabinet Office briefing paper, said Tony Blair had already agreed to back military action to get rid of Saddam Hussein at a summit at the Texas ranch of President George W Bush three months earlier.

NI_MPU(‘middle’);The briefing paper, for participants at a meeting of Blair’s inner circle on July 23, 2002, said that since regime change was illegal it was “necessary to create the conditions” which would make it legal.

This was required because, even if ministers decided Britain should not take part in an invasion, the American military would be using British bases. This would automatically make Britain complicit in any illegal US action.

“US plans assume, as a minimum, the use of British bases in Cyprus and Diego Garcia,” the briefing paper warned. This meant that issues of legality “would arise virtually whatever option ministers choose with regard to UK participation”.

The paper was circulated to those present at the meeting, among whom were Blair, Geoff Hoon, then defence secretary, Jack Straw, the foreign secretary, and Sir Richard Dearlove, then chief of MI6. The full minutes of the meeting were published last month in The Sunday Times.

The document said the only way the allies could justify military action was to place Saddam Hussein in a position where he ignored or rejected a United Nations ultimatum ordering him to co-operate with the weapons inspectors. But it warned this would be difficult.

“It is just possible that an ultimatum could be cast in terms which Saddam would reject,” the document says. But if he accepted it and did not attack the allies, they would be “most unlikely” to obtain the legal justification they needed.

The suggestions that the allies use the UN to justify war contradicts claims by Blair and Bush, repeated during their Washington summit last week, that they turned to the UN in order to avoid having to go to war. The attack on Iraq finally began in March 2003.

So why did they want the war? I’m not clear on that. It wasn’t terrorism; it wasn’t WMDs. The oil? Couldn’t they get that anyway? American companies were dealing under the table with Hussein on a scale that would put Kofi’s kids to shame… And surely this war costs more than the increased cheapness of oil that might come from 0wning Iraq (but they didn’t expect it to go this way did they?) Was it really in reaction to the terrible economic threat of a switch from petrodollars to petroeuros? Was it just wanting to have a place in the Middle East that was stable and docile and on our side? (Boy, did we blow it if that was the goal…)

We know lies were told, and the stated motivations were pretenses, but what were the real motivations? Did the memos say that? They seem to have said the objective was a “stable and law-abiding Iraq.” Why that was worth a war, I’m not sure, but according to the Washington Post’s story on it, a big focus of the papers was that the Brits seemed to be aware that America was rushing in with no particular plan for the aftermath of the invasion, and they were worried they were going to be left holding the bag.