Never Mind the Britney

Britney ‘attempted rehab suicide’ |

BRITNEY Spears has flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming “I am the anti-christ” to frightened staff.She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil’s number “666” across her head.

Has nobody considered that Britney might just be getting into the Sex Pistols lately and was mumbling their lyrics?