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Dick Cheney, the US Vice-President, accidentally shot a man in the face with a shotgun while hunting for quail on a Texas ranch.
No doubt the man had ties to Al-Qaeda… and I’m sure pre-hunt intelligence showed that he had vast stores of weapons of mass destruction in his hunting jacket.
either that, or dick was drunker than shit when he was out hunting. which explains why it took them so long to answer questions: dick needed to sober up. :D
Ha! Pure irony. So now how to we feel about gun control, you dick head.
28 gauge shotgun = small.
Bird shot = very small pellets.
90 feet away = not close.
Last week, someone reporting for NPR said that Cheney shot him with ‘A Hunting Rifle’.