Things I Don’t Understand

From today’s GR Press

LOWELL TOWNSHIP — A 65-year-old Lowell woman was undergoing facial surgery early today after a homemade bomb flew about 40 feet through the air on Monday, went inside a passing car she was riding in and burned her, police said.
Frances Bernadette Thomas was being treated at Spectrum Health Butterworth Campus for serious injuries.
Kent County sheriff’s deputies said a 20-year-old Lowell man was at a friend’s house in the 13000 block of Grand River Drive about 6:30 p.m. when he filled a foot-long metal pipe with gunpowder and a paper towel. The man lit the explosive, which flew through the car window, striking Thomas.

What could possibly be going through someone’s head when they do something like that? I was a pretty heedless young man at age 20, I guess. Multiply that heedlessness by a factor of N and you get bomb throwing?

8 Responses to “Things I Don’t Understand”

  1. mph Says:

    Maybe he was thinking “Happy 4th of July”?

    Our neighbors across the street had some mongo (pony keg-sized) fireworks last night, and enough to last for over an hour. A few times cars going by had to stop in the middle of the street to allow a given firework to fizzle out. At one point I muttered “Now you know how it feels to be on patrol in Baghdad, fucker” to a a big-ass Escalade.

    I even documented a few minutes of it, but sadly the lo-res streaming version messes up my lovely “feet in the flicker of candlelight” shot. :-)

  2. site admin Says:

    I dunno, man, I don’t think of bombs made of *metal pipes full of gunpowder* as being for the sake of patriotic visual excitement, but maybe I would if I was a 20 year old in Lowell.

    We were driving around town and saw a lot of pretty extreme homemade fireworks on our way to and from the show downtown, but nothing approaching a foot long pipe full of gunpowder, as far as I know.

  3. Jim Zoetewey Says:

    You and I both knew a guy in high school (we’ll call him Jerry M.) who regularly made pipe bombs for his own entertainment. This was a guy who was fascinated with ninjas, collected weapons and later went into the army (military police). I have no idea what the army made of him, but I think he’s long since out of it now.

    So far as I know, however, he never was stupid enough to throw a pipe bomb through a car window.

  4. Ed Hand Says:

    Just curious. Are fireworks legal in Michigan? In New Jersey, even sparklers are against the law. (http://www.usfireworks.biz/legal/nj.htm)

  5. Adam Black Says:

    Kids these days. Sheesh. I blame MTV. :)

  6. Topher Says:

    On the one hand, I can understand why he made it. When I was 8 I dreamt up the same thing using a toilet paper tube. On the other hand, when I was 8 I was smart enough to realize it probably wasn’t a Good Idea.

    Lastly, he didn’t throw it. Based on the material it was made from, I bet my bottom dollar it did the bottle rocket thing.

    So while I don’t think he should be charged with maliciousness, I DO think he should get nailed for negligence, and do some pretty serious reparations.

  7. site admin Says:

    Some fireworks are legal in Michigan. Not pipe bombs, I’m prety sure.

    Id’ forgotten about Jerry M, Jim. This would be totally up his alley.

  8. Ed Hand Says:

    Yeah. I kinda figured about the pipe bomb part. :)