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Pope – Uncyclopedia:

The Pope is the overlord and master of The Vatican. In the late 1920s he used the awesome power of Vatican City to write his grocery list on the sun. However, this caused a chain reaction, the result of which is that the sun will become a volleyball in 2037 as opposed to millions or billions of years from now. The Pope fears only one thing, and that is a collision with Anti-Pope.