The Expatriate Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would’ve left the country. One bad scenario — as I hypothetically project you back in time — is that you just wouldn’t have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don’t interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them. Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930’s, you would not have been a Nazi. The Would You Have Been A Nazi? Test – it rules –

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 46% on brainwashworthy You scored higher than 13% on antitolerant You scored higher than 21% on patriotic

Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

We need money this month, so I’m selling stuff I don’t need that much.  Buy my GPS!  It’s clocked over 500 miles per hour cause I held it up against the window while on a plane till it managed to get a satellite fix. :)

I’ve tentatively retitled the webcomic “Tasting the Punish Mint” and moved it to this site.

Comments on the name and suggestions for alternatives are welcome in comments here.

I will still announce new comics here when they come up but I’ll just link to the comic site instead of posting them here too.

(inspired by mph)

“Nonviolence is the answer to the crucial political and moral questions of our time; the need for mankind to overcome oppression and violence without resorting to oppression and violence. Mankind must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method is love.”

“If you succumb to the temptation of using violence in the struggle, unborn generations will be the recipients of a long and desolute night of bitterness, and your chief legacy to the future will be an endless reign of meaningless chaos.”

“Nonviolence means avoiding not only external physical violence but also internal violence of spirit. You not only refuse to shoot a man, but you refuse to hate him.“

“Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend.”

“The limitation of riots, moral questions aside, is that they cannot win and their participants know it. Hence, rioting is not revolutionary but reactionary because it invites defeat. It involves an emotional catharsis, but it must be followed by a sense of futility. ”

“Nonviolence is a powerful and just weapon. which cuts without wounding and ennobles the man who wields it. It is a sword that heals.”

All found on the net; apologies for any inaccuracies in case I’ve followed a bad source.

Happy MLK day.