Apparently this is real (according to Snopes).
(MP3 version removed cause it was eating all of my bandwidth. Click through to Snopes and suck up THEIR bandwidth. :) )
My favorite line is: “Ma’am, we’re not gonna go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger.”
AND WHY NOT???
a JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee… a JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee… and then, can you just ,like, take a Coke and do half Coke and half Diet Coke, ’cause I’m tryin’ to watch my figure… also, a fish sandwich, because it has less calories because it’s fish…