Episcopalians Are Grumpy Elitists

Seriously. Check out my two favorite Episcopalian bloggers: Father Jake has to get over his snarkiness about mixing up Advent and Christmas, and PJ is all disgrumpled about “badly done liturgy” which sends her “into hysterics.”

We’re not attending our local Episcopalian church anymore for reasons unrelated to grumpy elitism and not something to go into in a blog, and there are a lot of things to miss about it, but that’s one thing I don’t miss.

Maybe it’s insecurity about the whole King James affair that permanently infected Anglican churches with this kind of reactionary prissiness; I don’t know.

We dislike most seeing that in others which we deny in ourselves, and this particular kind of crankiness — though not on this particular topic — is something I’m prone to in myself, though I don’t like it. So take this all as a confession disguised as an accusation.

Why is being fat like being gay?

Brilliant two part article via bigfatblog.

The big difference of course is that fat is hated by both the left and the right.

Exercise: Read the quotations from the New England Journal of Medicine, the editor of the Harvard Medical School Health Letter, and the Clinical Psychology Review, summing up what is known about the relationship between eating, exercise, and weight, and the existence of safe, reliable techniques for making fat people not fat anymore.

Then go back and read the “left” and “right” links. Do either the Bush Administration’s CDC or the politically correct filmmaker seem to have any grasp of reality, or are they working from unscientific, disproven folk beliefs about weight, exercise, and obesity? If eating too much and failing to exercise does not actually correlate with obesity when one controls for socioeconomic class, does it matter whether McDonalds gives us big portions or not, or whether helpful government programs encourage us to eat less?

(The comments are interesting…. a lot of them seem to go along these lines: “despite the fact that 80 years of science gives us no indication that weight equals calorie input minus exercise, it is clear that weight does equal calorie input minus exercise, because that’s what I have always been told and what I prefer to believe. Therefore….”)

Egads, I’m Still on SITO.

Back in 1995 or 1996 or something, I joined an online art community called SITO. (Originally OTIS, but the Otis Art College sent them a nastygram and so they changed it.) I forgot about them for a very long time. A year or so I recovered my password. There was only one piece by me left there. There used to be a half dozen, made on a pirated copy of an ancient version of Fractal Design Painter on my 486. Maybe there was some kind of a purge. Anyway, I just posted another and might post more there. who knows.

Egads. The trippy flash gridcosm viewer, with over 2000 levels of art, in the making since 1997, is NOT to be missed.

I did not know this about World War One.

From Geoff Stone in Lessig’s blog:

We tend to think of World War I as a generally popular war, like World War II. Nothing could be further from the truth. After the war broke out in Europe in 1914, the vast majority of Americans wanted nothing to do with it. The saw the carnage of the European battlefields and decided the conflicted implicated no vital interests of the United States. Indeed, Woodrow Wilson was reelected in 1916 on the platform that “He Kept Us Out of War!”

In 1917, however, Wilson sought a declaration of war. The reason he sought to enter the war was to preserve the “freedom of the seas.” Under international law, a neutral is entitled to trade with belligerants. The Germans, however, were using U-boats to sink American ships that were bringing munitions, arms, and other supplies to England and France. Ironically, the English and French were also blocking American shipping to Germany. But because Germany had little access to the sea, they could do this my minimg a few harbors and rivers. The only way the Germans could reciprocate was by warning Americans not to trade with English and France, on pain of submarine attacks. Nonetheless, Wilson got his declaration.

Many Americans were angry. They were perfectly happy to forego trade with England and France, rather than get involved in the war. They saw this, not as a “War to Make the World Safe for Democracy,” as the president now billed it, but as a “War to Make the World Safe for Armanents and Munitions Manufacturers.” People like Emma Goldman, Eugene Debs, and Jane Addams vigorously criticized the decision to enter the war.

Wilson had two problems. First, he had to generate enthusiasm for the war. Second, he had to repress dissent that would undermine morale. To address the first problem, he established the Committee on Public Information, a propaganda arm of the United States goverment, the charge of which was to produce a floot of leaflets, pamplets, lectures, and movies designed to promote a hatred of all things German and a suspicion of anyone who might be “disloyal.” To address the second problem, he led Congress to enact the Espionage Act of 1917 and the Sedition Act of 1918, which effectively made it a crime for any person to criticize the war, the draft, the president, the government, the flag, the military, or the Constitution of the United States.

Some 2,000 dissenters were prosecuted under these provisions. They ranged from such obscure dissidents as Mollie Steimer, a 20-year-old Russian-Jewish emigre who threw leaflets in Yiddish from a rooftop on the lower East Side of New York, to such prominent figures as Eugene Debs, the national leaders of the Socialist Party, who had received one million votes for President in 1912 (6% of the total), who gave a speech in Ohio criticizing Wilson for the draft and for his suppression of free expression. Moreover, unlike the Sedition Act of 1798, where the maximum jail term was 6 months, judges enforcing the World War I legislation routinely sentenced people to prison terms of 10-20 years in jail, and many of these people (like Mollie Steimer and Emma Goldman) were deported for their dissent.

And what, you ask, of the Supreme Court of the United States? In a series of decisions in 1919 and 1920, the Court upheld the convictions of these defendants. In effect, the Court ruled that, in time of war, government could punish such criticism of its policies and programs because such dissent could persuade people not to support the war, and that could in turn lead them to do things like refusing induction if they were drafted or being insubordinate if they were in the army. To prevent such harms, the government could constitutionally make essentially any criticism of the war or the draft unlawful.

Things today don’t look quite so bad, do they?

Practical Applications of the Philosopher’s stone. For drunks.

Oh My God It Burns! » Practical Applications of the Philosopher’s stone. For drunks.

Tested this today. It works. Did a blind taste test for my wife. She happened to select the “before” vodka first. She made a horrible face. (She isn’t a giant fan of vodka to begin with…) I said, “You’re praying that’s the ‘before’ one, aren’t you?'” Then she tasted the “after” and agreed it was extremely, extremely smooth in comparison. (The “before” was Rikaloff vodka from Monumental Distilling Co. in Maryland, and seems likely to be comparable to the “Vladimir” used in the experiment. It was about the same price: under $12 for 1.75 liters; strong wood alcohol-like smell and a brutal aftertaste in the “before” state.)

I don’t have any Ketel One to do a taste test against, but the process does produce extremely smooth, potable vodka.

Now I’ve got her hooked on the idea of using the resultant smooth vodka to create tasty infusions, perhaps to give as presents to friends at the annual “friends of Rick from college” post-Christmas party.